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[omertae]

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[betacuck]

Well Angie, sometimes i like to make little jokes

[omertae]

What is the joke

[betacuck]

okay nevermind forget the pregnant thing
the point is that you and eiffel are like permanently paired
i wanted to congratulate you for being with the only person on this barge that's sort of funny

[omertae]

Thanks

[ Angelo is currently not finding him particularly funny, but oh well. ]

You have a perma warden right

[betacuck]

yeah, raylan
hes alright
looks real fucking dumb with his cowboy hat all the time but hes ok
its just like
you and eiffel you know???

wow
thats a lot

[omertae]

Okay

But my question is, did he read your file

Can YOU read your file

[betacuck]

do you think i'm illiterate? I'm literally texting you right now.

[omertae]

I meant are you allowed to read it dumbass

[betacuck]

fuck you I'm not a dumbass
I don't think i've ever asked ?
i just sort of figured it would be like
'roman roy: professional ladykiller' and that's all it would say.
'in space jail for being too good at what he does' maybe.
'fucks like a beast' that sort of stuff.

is he not letting you read yours?

[omertae]

[ 'Dumbass' is kind of a term of endearment to Angelo, but it seems to rub Roman the wrong way. Well, noted. ]

I didn't ask

Just wondering if it was allowed

He's being weird

[betacuck]

hes always weird
like in a different way than the 'i probably listen to jimmy buffet' kind of vibe he always gives out?

[omertae]

Weird

Assholey

Stick in the mud

Wet blanket

Etc

I thought you had better taste

[betacuck]

none of these are eiffel except for the first
are you just mad at him?

[omertae]

You seriously think he isn't capable of being a giant dickslit

[betacuck]

i KNOW hes capable of being a giant dickslit
i also know there's no way you got him to that point because i've been trying on and off for about a year and have gotten absolutely nowhere
why are you mad at him

[omertae]

He's being weird about my file

"Uhhh can we talk about X"

"Uhhh what's up with THAT Angie"

"Sleeping with the fishes if you know what I mean yuck yuck yuck"

[betacuck]

[betacuck]

angelo i think hes just doing his job

[omertae]

Who says I have to like it

[betacuck]

you don't
have you like asked him though
like said the words 'heeeeey you moppy haired freak, can i read my file?'
maybe put in a please or some shit?

[omertae]

I don't even want to read it

[ He does. He doesn't. He does, but he doesn't. ]

Why ARE you here

Did you kill someone

[betacuck]

you haven't even asked him
i'm so right

[omertae]

Yeah I haven't asked him

I was consulting you first

[betacuck]

just ask him dude
you probably dont even have to say please
eiffels cool but he'll bend like a piece of shitty pizza at chucke-e-cheese
i assume their pizza bends there
i've never been

[omertae]

I have also never been

I don't have to go to some weird kid restaurant filled with animatronic pop punk rodents to be served pizza by a rat