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[betacuck]

angelo i think hes just doing his job

[omertae]

Who says I have to like it

[betacuck]

you don't
have you like asked him though
like said the words 'heeeeey you moppy haired freak, can i read my file?'
maybe put in a please or some shit?

[omertae]

I don't even want to read it

[ He does. He doesn't. He does, but he doesn't. ]

Why ARE you here

Did you kill someone

[betacuck]

you haven't even asked him
i'm so right

[omertae]

Yeah I haven't asked him

I was consulting you first

[betacuck]

just ask him dude
you probably dont even have to say please
eiffels cool but he'll bend like a piece of shitty pizza at chucke-e-cheese
i assume their pizza bends there
i've never been

[omertae]

I have also never been

I don't have to go to some weird kid restaurant filled with animatronic pop punk rodents to be served pizza by a rat

[betacuck]

what

[omertae]

Self explanatory

[betacuck]

literally not

[omertae]

I'm saying why would I bother going to Chuck E Cheese to be served pizza by a robotic rat when I could go to Rosario's on the corner of Stanton and Orchard Street and get a slice from the most miserable bitter prick who has ever lived

Describing him as a rat is actually an insult to rats

And his pizza sucks too

[betacuck]

i had no idea you were a pizza sommelier
is it because you're italian or because you're delightfully insufferable

[omertae]

Both

[betacuck]

god i love it when you're a fucking dick

[omertae]

It's when I'm at peak sexy I agree

[betacuck]

I feel like we're getting off topic
[ were they ever ON topic? ]
i think you and eiffel teaming up is weird as hell
but great
he seems like a really annoying guy to be your warden but he stood up for my brother unprompted when i tried to bully him
so i guess he has like my respect for that
puke

[omertae]

[ ...puke!!!!! ]

Your brother was here????

[betacuck]

yeah
you know those types of people who walk into the room and all the fun gets sucked out of the place like you're in a space vacuum
hes that

[omertae]

Kendall, right?

[ He still remembers enough from Roman's memory that he knows that. Kendall and Siobhan. ]

Was he a warden

cw just really gross toilet humor

[betacuck]

no but you know how when you fart sometimes its wet
picture that wet fart as a human

[omertae]

He sounds like fun

Sorry he’s gone

[betacuck]

im not
im kind of glad
if it werent for you and eiffel this place would suck so fucking much
our coffee dates are the only thing stopping me from throwing myself overboard

[omertae]

Gay