"Charming," he smirks. But he thinks about it, silently, for a good minute or so, before he finally says with honesty, "I don't know. Our time is different than yours. But I've been on earth since humans began exploring concepts of divine punishment, karma, whatever you want to call it. That's what I was made for."
I was born in 1988, Angelo thinks to himself, with a mild expression on his face. "You look pretty good for a couple thousand years old," he says as he finishes his cannoli and gets up, heading back over to the bed and dropping solidly onto it. "What d'you think when you look at me?" he mumbles, reaching out to run his hand over Alastor's chest, his brow softly furrowed.
Coupla thousand, Angelo says, and Alastor is not inclined to correct him. He watches Angelo join him with quiet interest, breathing steadily under his hand. "You know what I think."
"Cover me in marinara sauce and cook for thirty minutes on 350, that's how you make polpette alla Angelo." His eyes flick up to Alastor's and he holds his gaze for a second or two. "How much longer are you gonna stick around if I keep saying no?"
What a freak. Alastor stifles a laugh, and does his very best to answer Angelo with a straight face. It's made easier by the fact that he's not lying, and he's always known the answer. "I told you: I'm not going anywhere. Unless you tell me you never want to see me again, you're stuck with me."
"Hmm." The I told you could be exasperation if he wanted to read it that way. Maybe he does ask him so many of the same questions because he likes hearing the same answers: I'm not going anywhere, you're special, you're magnificent, I'm here for you. "Lucky I like having you around."
"Believe me, I know where I stand," Alastor informs him, dressing with a whirl of magic into the same jeans and t-shirt he was wearing last night. "And I'm not interested in playing second fiddle to a naked mole rat. It was nice while it lasted."
"He's the one acting like an asshole, I've never done anything to him." Alastor sniffs and fixes his shirt like he's making a point. "You give me a call when you feel like rearranging your loyalties."
"You just wait by the phone, I'm sure that call'll come in sometime before I die." Angelo grabs a pillow from the other side of the bed and tosses it firmly at Alastor. "Vaffanculo."
Alastor catches the pillow and chucks it back at him with a smirk. "Love to hear you sweet-talk. Alla prossima, tesoro mio." Then, like ashes blowing away in a sudden, swift wind, he's gone.
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