this is not an extensive list of everyone angelo's ever slept with, just people significant enough that he was with them for A While or because it is funny to note
VALENTINO ARLOTTI PB milo ventimigliaAGE 18WHEN summer 2007HOW LONG 1 month
- italian, car mechanic, sweetest boy award for being the world's sweetest boy
- met angelo on the side of a road in italy when they were both 18
- helped angelo replace a punctured tire and invited him to visit his hometown of positano
- valentino's english was bad and angelo's italian was also not great but that did not stop them
- one intense month-long relationship later, angelo ditched him and broke his heart, womp womp
NATHAN STRAND PB clive owenAGE 42WHEN 2010HOW LONG 3 months
- former deputy manager of l'ultima cena, one of the restaurants angelo nominally manages, but nathan was the one actually doing the work
- extreme case of hatefucking since nathan thought angelo was a spoiled brat and resented being subordinate to a 21 year old, And Yet
- fired and blacklisted by angelo """out of spite""", now he is a food critic for a local newspaper
OLIVER SAVATIER PB daniel day-lewisAGE 62WHEN 2012-2013HOW LONG 14 months
- relatively famous english-french haute couture fashion designer, met at a salucci hotel
- oliver was frankly obsessed with angelo, they didn't get along at all but he considered him an inspiration and liked to have him around and take pics/draw him
- super patronising and bitchy, but he designed a whole line of clothes inspired by angelo and also made him a few bespoke pieces so angelo put up with his shit until he got bored
JAMES DENSON PB matthew modineAGE 55WHEN 2014HOW LONG 4 months
- a journalist and friend of angelo's father who owed him for unspecified reasons and would sometimes write shittalky articles about gio's business enemies as a favour
- a pretty nice guy all things considered! he wanted angelo to leave the family business behind and do something else with his life
- james cut it off after angelo threw a tantrum over something and tossed a plate at him, but they still run into each other sometimes and are politely cordial
MICHAEL DRISCOLL PB dermot mulroneyAGE 48WHEN 2015-2016HOW LONG 1 steamy night
- vic's first divorce lawyer
- pretty reputable dude aside from when he did a big mistake by sleeping with his client's then-husband, he has no idea what the fuck happened there and he still questions it to this day
- vic had to get another lawyer after he told her there was A Conflict Of Interest and couldn't look angelo in the eye, and angelo himself wouldn't stop smiling at her like the cat that got the cream
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PB milo ventimiglia AGE 18 WHEN summer 2007 HOW LONG 1 month
- italian, car mechanic, sweetest boy award for being the world's sweetest boy
- met angelo on the side of a road in italy when they were both 18
- helped angelo replace a punctured tire and invited him to visit his hometown of positano
- valentino's english was bad and angelo's italian was also not great but that did not stop them
- one intense month-long relationship later, angelo ditched him and broke his heart, womp womp
PB clive owen AGE 42 WHEN 2010 HOW LONG 3 months
- former deputy manager of l'ultima cena, one of the restaurants angelo nominally manages, but nathan was the one actually doing the work
- extreme case of hatefucking since nathan thought angelo was a spoiled brat and resented being subordinate to a 21 year old, And Yet
- fired and blacklisted by angelo """out of spite""", now he is a food critic for a local newspaper
PB daniel day-lewis AGE 62 WHEN 2012-2013 HOW LONG 14 months
- relatively famous english-french haute couture fashion designer, met at a salucci hotel
- oliver was frankly obsessed with angelo, they didn't get along at all but he considered him an inspiration and liked to have him around and take pics/draw him
- super patronising and bitchy, but he designed a whole line of clothes inspired by angelo and also made him a few bespoke pieces so angelo put up with his shit until he got bored
PB matthew modine AGE 55 WHEN 2014 HOW LONG 4 months
- a journalist and friend of angelo's father who owed him for unspecified reasons and would sometimes write shittalky articles about gio's business enemies as a favour
- a pretty nice guy all things considered! he wanted angelo to leave the family business behind and do something else with his life
- james cut it off after angelo threw a tantrum over something and tossed a plate at him, but they still run into each other sometimes and are politely cordial
PB dermot mulroney AGE 48 WHEN 2015-2016 HOW LONG 1 steamy night
- vic's first divorce lawyer
- pretty reputable dude aside from when he did a big mistake by sleeping with his client's then-husband, he has no idea what the fuck happened there and he still questions it to this day
- vic had to get another lawyer after he told her there was A Conflict Of Interest and couldn't look angelo in the eye, and angelo himself wouldn't stop smiling at her like the cat that got the cream